meet the artist

I'm a beautiful 5 ft tall been, eh?
and idk why I did this, I just wanted to draw a picture of myself
here's some info because idk

Name: Mia
Borkdee: December 4th
Sex: Female (o yah, she/her pronouns thanks)
Sexuality: gayyyyy
Religion: nah bruh, atheist

Appearance:
Body- skinny af but thicc? like, how?? Lots of scars, mainly on legs. Five feet tall, weighs somewhere around 100 lbs. tbh doesn't care about hair anymore. Weird-ass green eyes, extremely rosy cheeks, weird freckle things.
Clothes n' Stuff- Usually wears dark-colored anime or video game related t-shirts. CARGO SHORTS OR SWEATPANTS. I do own one pair of jeans though :')) Owns five different pairs of cat socks. Wears lgbt bracelets a lot. Only has glasses on when out of the house. Is almost never seen without bandaids on hands. bra strap is always visible, which is annoying as fuck

Personality: pretty r00d, sarcastic af, usually hates everything and is mad, makes a lot of references that A LOT of people won't understand. Appears shy and quiet at first, but after a while will not stop screaming about memes and a dog she saw like three months ago. Also curses a fuck ton.

Likes: dry and sarcastic humor, snakes, dogs, cats, anime, graphic tees, cargo shorts, fluffy and soft things. (Shit that I forgot to add: memes, sleeping, any overabundance of food, writing stories and drawing, music, folklore (the jersey devil is my husband... ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I LIVE IN NEW JERSEY AHHHHHH *leaves*))
Dislikes: people who try too hard, getting questioned, getting yelled at for being sarcastic, having to stop drawing (for literally any reason), monkeys

Bag of Wisdom: (I don't actually carry around a bag very often, but if I did it would have this stuff)
bunch of trash (mainly crumpled up paper and candy wrappers)
Pencils n' such (pens, colored pencils, erasers, pencils, markers... the works)
Phone n' earbuds (I'd just like to mention that my phone case is the book 'Handbook for the Recently Deceased' from Beetlejuice)
4 Different Sketchbooks (technically 3 notebooks and one sketchbook, but hey, they're all uses for sketching)

I was gonna write a backstory as a joke but I'm pretty sure I'd be questioned if I wrote an actual backstory whoops
I'll just go now